Rejected vagina monologues: “Of all the vagina-friendly cities, only Aspen has ski lifts.”
Rejected vagina monologues: “It felt the way a toupee must feel, fake and lice-y.”
Rejected vagina monologues: “It turned out that Bob loved my vagina potatoes, but he loved our neighbor’s carrots even more.”
Rejected vagina monologues: “Red is a terrible vagina, exacting vengeance over its hairy feudalistic mud serfs.”
Rejected vagina monologues: “This vagina candle burns bright in the phallic dark, like a weird glowing menstrual ferret.”
