“Dexterity is the name of this game,” he thought as he spiked the wicket down the diamond. “Also, basketball.”
Persuasion is the act of greatest intimacy, the intimacy of knowledge, followed by totally rounding second base.
Posted August 20, 2009 at 9:58pm in sports
“She and I, we were ready for second base. They said our relationship was impossible, eccentric, yearning to break free the very fabric of what is moral and immoral; and, as we felt our bodies become one, we knew they were so so wrong especially after we started using the second base canvas bag as a spanking machine,” Jeff read aloud to his drivers’ ed class.
Like tennis, debate is a constant verbal back-and-forth that introduces high schoolers to the world of cocaine.
When we played baseball, Jesus would run past the home base and spiral around the pitcher’s mound. We shouted that he was going the wrong way, but Jesus would only laugh and win.
There were two sets of footprints in the sand followed by smudges. In retrospect, we should’ve known about Jesus’ sack-race addiction earlier.
“OK, guys, I want a sport where dolphins secretly make fun of us. / Let’s call it rowing. / Great work, Jeff. OK, let’s break for lunch.”
