“In closing,” said the counsel to the jury, “I just hope everybody in the courtroom can overlook the parts of the case where I started settings things on fire and browbeat a woman into a heart attack. And if you don’t I will personally come after you with an electric riding crop, SO HELP ME GOD.”
“Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Hammurabi stole the cookies from the cookie jar,” we chanted. “Who, me?” said Hammurabi. “Yes, you,” said we, proceeding to amputate his hands.
And thus began Justice Scalia’s long and impassioned defense of Batman.
“Spiky bus” was listed as the cause of death.
“We can get right back to where we belong,” she sang as the police re-arrested us.
People really underestimated Jeff, especially after he told everybody it was manslaughter.
For High School Musical 4: Old Testament, we cast Delilah as a cheerleader, Noah as Linus from Peanuts, and God as Xenu. We were sued by several different interest groups.
