Quiet and giggling was the brook as it whispered sweet nothings into the ears of would-be suicide victim Jeff.
Rejected vagina monologues: “Of all the vagina-friendly cities, only Aspen has ski lifts.”
The rain fell mainly on the plains, as children in the surrounding region slowly starved to death.
“What are those?” “Badlands.” “And what are these?” “Brownnoselands.” And then we heard the rare murmur of a valley asking for more homework.
