We discovered that tempura was not time-traveling seafood after we had built the tempura box, which is to say, far too late.
Jeff thought the barbecue sauce slogan “It does do Babe.” was particularly cavalier.
They said the tomatoes were infested with salmonella, sure, but why are salmon fucking our tomatoes?
“What is this?” said Jeff. “That’s St. John’s Worts.” Jeff pointed to a jar of red pimples. “And what’s this?” “I can tell you one thing: it’s not delicious.”
“What is this?” he said, pointing to the pastry puff. “It’s baklava.” “And what is this?” he said, pointing to the liquid hairy bacon. “It’s backlava.”
