Maniac Magee sure was a hoot to hang around with. Then the stabbings started.
“THERE IS A FIRE IN MY EYES AND HEART AND IT WILL NEVER BE EXTINGUISHED AGAIN, AGONY RUNS LIKE WET SOUP DOWN MY SOUL,” began the middle schooler’s book report on The Lovely Bones.
As far as the playbook of first impressions went, the Pus Handshake Pattern had much to be desired.
“As an old man, I know a thing or two about drugs,” began Jean Valjean’s motivational speech to the kindergarteners.
