A textual webcomic. Fragments is a reluctant member of Innuendopoly Industries.Tumblr (3.0; @fragmentation)http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/<p>“Dexterity is the name of this game,” he thought as he spiked the wicket down the diamond. “Also, basketball.”</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/794414787http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/794414787Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:49:52 -0400sportsetymology<p>There were a lot of reasons why it didn’t work out, but the most important one had to be the murders.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/773928889http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/773928889Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:24:51 -0400deathfeloniesmurderrelationships<p>His laughter was infectious. Also, his virus.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/646483897http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/646483897Sun, 30 May 2010 07:17:39 -0400biologydiseases<p>Mayor Tiny Tim of Tiny Town presided over a short and troubled administration for Tiny Tim held a tiny insistence that all things be teeny tiny, up to and including the fire fighting equipment.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/260139385http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/260139385Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:09:28 -0500governmentfire<p>After nine months, several trips to the obstetrician, and a painful reconciliation, <em>Fragments</em> came to an end.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/177116757http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/177116757Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:14:18 -0400self<p>We sat alert on that hill as the sun came up, holding hands, silently crying, numbly feeling each other, waiting for the fire of Sodom to inevitably consume us and our children.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/176009123http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/176009123Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:13:59 -0400deathreligion<p>Jeff lay there unmoving, awestruck by the majesty of his spinal paralysis.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/175203376http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/175203376Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:13:58 -0400diseases<p>“What big teeth you had!” cried Little Red Riding Hood, tasting the grandma carcass soup.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/174438154http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/174438154Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:13:57 -0400foodcrimesanatomy<p>It seems as if time stood still, as if they held hands forever, those two corpses.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/173530942http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/173530942Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:13:52 -0400deathlove<p>Too often had we discounted the power of children: their innocence, their beautiful naïvety, their powerful tiny fists.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/172583434http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/172583434Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:02:20 -0400violencechildren<p>“Porridge!” she shouted wildly, she too having forgotten the safe word.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/171748365http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/171748365Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:01:10 -0400foodrelationships<p>“What big teeth you have, Grandma!” said Little Red Riding Hood, hungrily feeling her toothless jaws, craving what she could not have.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/170926182http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/170926182Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:01:15 -0400relationshipsfamilyhealth<p>One day, Princess Michael Thicklegs snuck outside the castle when her father, the king, wasn’t paying attention, which was always. She found hope and respite within nature’s bosom, as nature continually mistook her thick, hairy legs as squirrels.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/170078201http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/170078201Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:00:23 -0400natureanimalsfeudalism<p>Love is a fickle mistress, like having a secret wife.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/169319736http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/169319736Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:59:51 -0400loverelationships<p>Death is but the final voyage in life, if voyages were permanent and one-way and extremely physically and emotionally painful.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/168589551http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/168589551Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:59:00 -0400deathtravel<p>Persuasion is the act of greatest intimacy, the intimacy of knowledge, followed by totally rounding second base.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/167779968http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/167779968Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:58:59 -0400sports<p>“In closing,” said the counsel to the jury, “I just hope everybody in the courtroom can overlook the parts of the case where I started settings things on fire and browbeat a woman into a heart attack. And if you don’t I will personally come after you with an electric riding crop, SO HELP ME GOD.”</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/166728140http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/166728140Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:09:24 -0400lawviolencejustice<p>Violence is never the answer, except in self-defense. Or if the guy stole something from you. Or if he looks at you funny because he’s probably hitting on you, and that’s not cool. That’s gay.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/165221301http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/165221301Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:01:23 -0400violencerelationships<p>“So long! So long!” she cried to the lonesome man standing on the platform, as the train pulled away, as she shot him.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/164424730http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/164424730Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:00:08 -0400transporationviolencedeath<p>Maniac Magee sure was a hoot to hang around with. Then the stabbings started.</p>http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/163766883http://fragments.innuendopoly.org/post/163766883Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:58:59 -0400booksdiseasesviolence