If you see abuse happening, say something. Maybe a joke, to lighten the mood a little.
We were lost, and he found us. We were naked, and he clothed us. We were bored, but video games had yet to be invented.
Though focus groups approved the show, critics widely panned “I’m a Celebrity, This Reality Show Run-on Title Seems to Contradict that Statement Though”.
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As the haughty and cynical 60-year old fashion editor stared through her limousine window at what even she could not doubt was true love, her heart melted, killing her instantly.
We all thought it would be harmless to build a wishing well. We all thought it would be harmless to throw coins in it. We all thought we would never have to stand here, beneath the well, holding the knife above our firstborn daughter’s heart.
As she stood on the dock waving her sky-blue handkerchief goodbye, the men on the oil tanker looked at her with puzzlement and then fear as she pulled out a .50 Browning Machine Gun.
“SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL,” Jeff shouted behind his chainmail, “MANKIND HAS LICKED THE CHEEKS OF DEATH,” thus beginning the worst relationship break-up in recorded history.
As far as the playbook of first impressions went, the Pus Handshake Pattern had much to be desired.
At first the inner voices disturbed Jeff, but they, being professionals, soon learned to harmonize on the same key.
“A swath of frog, a pinch of newt; a heart filled with wicked plots.” The witches three cackled as each secretly questioned their subsistence farming lifestyle.
“O, to be young again, to experience the caprice and vigor of life anew!” exclaimed the aging father to his starving children.
I like Germanic mythology, and I cannot lie / You other religious scholars can’t deny / That when Thor walks in with a well-honed hammer / And a battle axe in your face / You run away
Though he would never show it, Jeff had a small, kind, and deeply intimate part that always thought of himself as an entropy fighter, not a janitor.
Loam. A measly piece of earth, it will soon pass beyond this earthly realm and enter a dimension of altered time and space … The Mantle Zone.
Man is constantly at odds with Nature, especially after Nature was caught in bed with Time and Space doing unspeakably dirty things to Reality.
